Airplane (Bulgaria Pt 2)
Balkan Air
Cheap Fare
Seats Tear
Plastic air vents fall on heads, as we take off in the air
Car Vs Sea
Galun holiday, stupidity time
drive on beach, in Cherokee Chief
Tide going out. No! Tide coming in
Standing on the bonnet, screaming for help
Galunatics & European Driving don’t mix
Denmark bound
brother and I dressed in matching sailor outfits
Big Audio Dynamite blasting out of the topless Golf
as we drove down the wrong side of the motorway
Nicholas Fried Chicken (no chickens were harmed in this story)
He was a naughty boy
running amock, chasing chickens
around the garden, and into a penned bonfire
their garden smelt like scorched hair & KFC
The Godfather and the electric blanket
“Liv, my bum is hot” said Giles. “Shut up and go to sleep” I replied.
smoke filled room
brothers electric blanket on fire
Godfather wading through smoke with full snorkel apparatus on
Escape routes
Childhood cubby holes, seperated by no mans land
Personal items, like missles, being launched across the expanse
Desperately trying to work out an escape route
From the alcohol induced rage
Early morning drinking in Fenders - age 11
Sneaking downstairs at 7am in the morning, into my dads bar
Heads under the Guiness taps, frothing at the mouth
creating cocktails out of creme de methe and chardonnay
drunk by 9 - green and black vomit by 11.
Stage fright caused by…stage school?
Aged 11, sent to stage school to improve my confidence
Owners were called Sheila & Andy
Thus ‘Shandy’ Stage School (yes, you can vomit)
I mostly hid in the bathroom
The day my life changed forever
That afternoon, my gran picked us up from school
Nobody would tell us what happened
fire - the great destroyer
of life as I knew it
My first and last waitressing job
Dads created a food platter masterpiece, complete with a watermelon head
I trip carrying it up the stairs
platter covers entire first couple of rows of audience
drummer hits cymbal, applause please
Bonding with dad - aged 10
Basement in Gray’s Inn Road
on a Saturday morning
Dad teaching me to shoot
at random Time Out Posters
Stranger at christmas
She came to stay for christmas
A haggard, aged rocker with a cackling laugh
wore leather mini skirts which displayed her ovaries
she gave me a half used Body Shop gift set
